The Heisenberg sticker, if you dare to apply it on your Mac, will change your life forever.
If you’ll go around with this sticker on the back of your laptop, your days will indeed became more interesting: you will be constantly followed by DEA agents, criminals of the mexican cartel and low class drug dealers. This is not for the faint-hearted: Heisenberg’s sticker is for people with attitude. Are your sure you’re ready for it? Do you dare it? Do you deserve it?
Breaking Bad is one of the best tv shows ever, we all agree about it. The curious fact, however, is that – while everyone loves Jesse, Mike, Saul – Walter White raises mixed feelings. If in the first season we all supported him, watching the first step of his transformation with some trepidation, his impassive descent into the abyss made him unpleasant to many people. Despite this, we can’t exactly hate him: as the story continues, the decisions that he makes leave us shocked; but after all we continue to appreciate him. A friend told me once “Walter White is like a woman who you keep loving even after she has let you down” and never a sentence has been more accurate; ladies and gentlemen, that’s what happens when you witness a wonderful work of writing.
Anyway, back to the Heisenberg sticker! It’s filed under the category “tiny”: stickers so small that they’ll cover just in part the apple on your Mac. This one specifically will transform the apple in an Heisenberg caricature: bald, hat, beard and sun glasses, exactly like in the drawing that appears at the beginning of the third season (the one with the creepy twins… and now that I think about it they were bald too. Why are all the characters bald in Breaking Bad? What problems do the screenwriters have with hair?).
Well, here’s the reason: one of the five screenwriters is completely bald, two have a reciding hairline and the most famous – Vince Gilligan, the one with the mustaches – has a suspicious comb over. Got ‘em!
Back again to Heisenberg’s sticker, you can find it on our online shop; it looks fantastic on the apple of a macbok, but it obviously suits all laptops, because Heisenberg’s distinctive traits are recognizable even without the features of a “face” behind them. We’ll say it again, Heisenberg’s sticker is not for everybody: handle it carefully!
(And if people will ask why you chose it, the mandatory answer is “I did it for my family!”)